Grrr... Chemistry!

 /puke. Seriously. We made fluids which were supposed to smell lovely in the chemistry class today (called "estere" in plural in norwegian, can't remember the english name for it. Gonna call 'em esthers from now on). They DO smell quite good though IF they aren't in the same room as  other esthers. Which they of course were. Damn, 7 groups of students, each making different esthers. Needless to say: The smell was horrible. And now the smell is stuck in my clothes. OH JOY! Now I walk around smelling a mix of kind-of-ish-apple, puke, dead rats, living rats with hygiene-problems, rotten wood, heart-medicines, horseshit and a hint of green peppers. It's sickening, really. 

What's good though, is that I sorta managed to get through this week without dying. I'm so awesome! And I think I'm going to Øyafestivalen, a musicfestival in Oslo this summer. Rise Against and Arctic Monkeys (and alot of other awesome bands) will play there! Unfortunately not on the same day, but hey! RISE AGAIIIIINST!!! WOOOOH! It'll be awesome. I might go there with 2 friends (though one of them ain't the biggest music fan, so I might have to nag on the poor dude for a while), festivals are kinda boring if you go alone.

Oh, and I still haven't seen Watchmen! *slaps self* Dang, wonder if it still runs...

I think that's all I have on my mind right now (apart from that which is neither funny, nor interesting). I'm off, see you all later! *Zwoosh*

You have [7] new messages - oh really?

I need to start doing my homework. Or well, not homework really. More like reports. Science reports to be precise. Anyways, I slacked a few times (note: few = seven), and now the school's computer-system is nagging me to death! Jeez, I have seven uncompleted reports? Well, thank you very much for notifying me, Detective Dipshit! Gah! And I'm too lazy to do them. I'm just glad that I won't have science next year.

That is IF I get back into this school. Yeah, my grades have been dropping. Severely. My science grade has gone down from a 4 to a 3 (1 being the lowest, 6 being the highest). My english might get knocked away from the golden 6, to a not-as-golden 5. My spanish grade will probably drop as well. All the hardcore shit is happening NOW, when it counts. That's some damn fancy timin'!

But I'm not ONLY going downwards. My gym grade will probably go up thanks to the basketball part of the gym-subject. I've got a good feeling about the last geography test. And, uhhm... That's about it.

I'll totally /wrists (note: I won't, it's just a saying) if I can't get back to this place. Skeisvang is just THE place to study 'n stuff. Good teachers, awesome students (though not more awesome than 10e, 07/08) and classes where we get to slack without anyone caring. Pluss, math doesn't suck as much as before. ...Okay, that's a lie.

Anyways, sorry for the waiting time and for the kinda short and serious post. I'll be more random (and probably more funny) in the next one. See y'all later!

Nobody told me being lead writer meant I had to do all the writing.

In ten days, I'm going to Singapore. Needless to say, I'm extremely excited about it. I've already started packing (shuddup, I just really don't want to forget anything), charged my camera batteries, and I have been refusing to use any money the past couple of weeks. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY GOING TO SEE MY BEST FRIEND AGAIN!

I'm sure you guys can all imagine how much it sucks to have your best friend living halfway around the world. I'm also pretty sure you can imagine how freaking amazing it is every time I get to see her! I've known her since I was five, and she's one of the few people I know I can trust. Ten days :'D

In other news, I hate analyzing poems.

You know what's pretty damn amazing?

Rediscovering great bands and artists. This week, I've fallen in love with several bands all over again. David Bowie, the Beatles, AFI, Placebo, Kaizers Orchestra... All in all, I'm a very happy camper at the moment.

In about two hours, I'm going to the mountains with two of my good friends. We're gonna go skiing, eat lots of candy and have fun. Needless to say, I won't post anything this weekend, so here's two questions for you 'til I get back;

~Name three of your favorite bands/artists, and say why they're your favorites.
~What's your all-time favorite song?

Oh, and here's another picture of Leighton Meester for you. Have a wonderful weekend!

Bleighton

I promised Morten to post something "not evil". Here you go; Bleighton. Blake Lively and Leighton Meester. Pictures are taken from the Rolling Stones photo shoot they recently did.

Ink & Asians

What is it with Ink. and Asian people?
"INCOMINE SHORT PEOPLE! SEEK COVER"
My mind was actually screaming that when I made her a writer. I knew that somehow, this blog would be hijaked into an Asian Hotspot.

I really hope your gonna post something thats a bit more.. Interesting. 

Well.. Just had to vent out all the Asian people stripping in my head.
(Just.. Visit her blog and you'll understand).

I hate Asian people.

The current layout looks like a dying tree.

Just saying.

I got home ten minutes ago, only to find out that my parents weren't home. This, of course, means that I have to make my own dinner. Now, if you've known me for more than three months, you might have heard the story about how I burnt spaghetti once. Well guess what, I'm cooking spaghetti. I can't fuck it up more, so I figured it was a safe choice. I really need become a better cook.

Math today was interesting. Julian called me a dyke countless times, and I barely paid attention to our teacher. This sucks because 1) STFU Julian, I'm not that gay, and 2) I've got a math test coming up. Fmylife.

Since I got the fantabulous (his is totally a word, shush) idea to introduce you all to a band/artist in every entry, here's Miyavi.

Selfish Love, Itoshii Hito & Freedom Fighters.

You'll learn to love him *nods*.

The great, evil plans!

(I know that the spacing is fucked, sorry).

I'm telling you. Vista is the first step towards our own self-destruction. Seriously. It defies every single command I type. And it grows more and more intelligent. You see, microsoft are the new world threat. Few are aware of this, but within 200 years, microsoft will have total WORLD DOMINATION! And if you don't believe me, check the error box I got when I tried to move a file. It's all true. Technology seems to fail me these days. First iTunes and partially Winamp, then my Creative, and now Vista (has always failed, in case you didn't notice).

Man, what wouldn't I give to be in the stone age now! No technology except from some wooden scissors and sticks, AND: I wouldn't have to study math now...

Yes, I'd rather eat raw meat, wear nothing, say "Gnuughnnngn!", beat hairy elephants with wooden sticks and being trampled by the same creatures than having math now. As you've probably guessed, I don't like math.

Well, there is one advantage about math class. The teachers don't care what we do, AS LONG as we stay the fuck away from our laptops. Really. These math teachers hate computers. And they love their calculators. I have one of those. A Texas Industries-84 plus (which costed me around 140$. Yeah). It even has a backup battery, how rad ain't that!? Now I won't have to fear the math gangs in the city, the ones that walk around, targeting vulnerable people. They walk up to the poor people with their logic-powered chainsaws, and ask them the following question: "What's the square root of 492.68, mothafucka!?" I could just pull my TI-84+ out from my utility belt, and voilá!

Anyways, math was kinda odd. Ink told me that she had taken one of those "how gay are you" tests on the interwebz, with results ranging from 1 to 6, 1 being straight, 3 being bi and 6 being gay. She ended up with a 5!

Many of those tests ARE pretty lame though. I took one of those "What kind of music is the best for you?" tests, and I ended up with 56% pop and 44% classical. THAT'S what I call lame. Ink, I tell you. It's better to be an almost-lesbian on the internet than a guy who apparently loves classical and pop!

Also, I was supposed to buy a new pair of pants today. Didn't happen.

And, uhuuuhm.. I have nothing else to write about, sorry guys! Cheerio!

Wai hullo tharr

My name is Ingvild, but feel free to call me Ink, lykwhoah, idiot or anything like that. I'm a new contributor to this blog. Normally, I do all my blog-like activities here and here (yes, this is an open invitation for you to start commenting like crazy), but since Morten and Julian pretty much wouldn't stop asking me to blog here aswell, I figured I could, just to be nice.

I'm a sixteen year old vegetarian, and I like popsicles. I'm also quite fond of asians. Julian would know, I like to talk about them in math class. He even knows what I'm listening to if I'm spacing out, so I think I've done a great job messing up his head. Isn't that right?

Anyway, where was I? Oh, right. Asians. Here you go, have some SHINee. I bet you all love me now.



Also, guys, just so you know, I'm not fond of the layout at all :| Plx to change it, hm?

Math

During the 3 hour long math class today (ARGH, 3 FRIGGIN' HOURS!!) something very weird happened. In an attempt to make us like math, the math teacher (who looks like a paedophile) wrote this on the blackboard: "MATH IS FUN!" followed by a drawing similar face to the one at the left top of the text. I made a comparison just to show you. The math teacher was smiling in the EXACTLY same way as the drawing, it was shit-scary! I was on the verge of running out of the room in fear of being converted. For a second there, I WANTED to do some probability calculations JUST FOR THE FUN OF IT!

Fortunately, I still hate math. I still get slightly sick when I see an X combined with random numbers divided by something.

The math class is over now, 40 mins left 'till english. Then we're off! While I'm writing this, I'm drinking fanta and eating cookies! MUAHAHAHA! So before I stop writing this lame shait, I'm just gonna give you some advise.

MATH IS LUV!!

or not

also,

YOUR MOM!!

There. See y'all later!

ps: sorry for the extreme randomness, I'll write something better next time.

Ethical Questions: What would you answer?

Ok. These questions are related too REAL humans who actually existed/exists!
Read them carefully, think hard and good on your answer, and give it a shot!


Question one:

If you knew a pregnant woman from the prior of the eight kids of which three are deaf, two blind and one is mentally retarded, and she also has syphilis, would you recommended an abortion?




Question Two:

It is time to select the world leader, and your vote is crucial.
Here are facts about the three leading candidates.

CANDIDATE A:

Associated with corrupt politicians. In addition, he chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 Martinies a day.

CANDIDATE B:

Kicked out of government twice, likes too sleep to, used opium in university and drink a quarter bottle of whiskey every evening.

CANDIDATE C:

He is a decorated war hero. He doesn't eat meat, do not smoke, takes a beer now and then, and have not had sex outside marriage.

Its VERY important that you find out which candidate you would pick BEFORE looking at the solution of who they are. VERY! IMPORTANT!

Solution further down.











Further.









Way further.









Keep on going.









Take a guess..








Here's the solution for question ONE:

If you answered yes on the abortion, you just killed Beethoven! MURDERER!

Here's the description of the candidates:

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolf Hitler.
You feel bad now, don't you?

Winamp? Yeah, right!

So anyways, I downloaded winamp a few days ago, and it has been working great! It's faster than iTunes, it uses less memory, and there's even an internet browser included in the download.

Do I sound like a salesman? Maybe I do, but fear not: I will talk some trash about it now!

So yeah, it used to work great untill just now. It was about midway through a playlist consisting of Bloc Party's "Silent Alarm" album, and Rise Against's "Appeal to Reason", "The Sufferer and the Witness" and "Siren Song of the Counter Culture". When it started playing the first RA song, I wanted to listen to some Bloc Party. Naturally I double-clicked the first song, and guess what it does? It skips all the Bloc Party songs, and starts again at RA. "OK," I think. "Probably just a small bug. I'll just restart this thing." So I did. And it does the same. Again!

I'm getting visibly more annoyed with the program. I reboot my laptop. I'm thinking that it will solve everything, Rebooting is my religion. But what happens when I open Winamp and try to start the song? Yeah, it fucks it up AGAIN! MAN, am I annoyed now! I'm at the verge of starting iTunes now! I'm just lucky that it can still play RA. Please Winamp! Don't fuck that up as well!

I would have to use iTunes then, which (if I want my battery to last) makes my computer slower than the speed of growing grass. When I have iTunes running, I can watch a movie, and you know what the fun part is? EVERYTHING runs in slow-motion. It gets a bit wierd, 'cause the sound is playing at normal speed. It kinda wrecks the storyline when the main dude is eating dinner with some chick, while the sound goes "NOOOO! BAAAABIIIIII! (yeah, that's how you yell "Bobby" in a dramatic way) DON'T DIE ON ME NAAAAO!" So yeah, so much for iTunes.

Argh! The lack of music is driving me crazy!

This is madness!

THIS

IS

...

Modern Curiosities - Gangstahs

(More or less copied from another small blog I've written.)

People, eh?

Have you noticed all the XXXXL wearing, gangsta-rap listening, bling covered "gangsters" with no taste of music whatsoever? I sure have, and I'm telling you all: I am sick of them already! These are worse than the wannabe emos (no offence to you real emo people out there, I still respect you)! At least those guys SHUT THE HELL UP about cred and style and pimpin'!

And what the friggin' hell is up with them "hanging out" outside convenience stores? I mean, allright: I'd get it if they hung outside a "Session" store, or even some music store (though I wouldn't call THAT music), but a convenience store? Come on! Is it THAT cool to hang out at the same store that sells whole-grain flour and canned beans? Picture this scenario: four gangstas are sitting outside a store discussing plaque removing toothpaste and boiled ham. All of a sudden, a fifth member runs towards them while yelling: "Yoooo! What's up in the hood, gangstas!? The fuckin' price of fuckin' oranges has gone fuckin' down by 2 cents per fuckin' kilo, and they just got a new stock of mothafuckin' whole-grain cereal which supposedly removes stomach ache! WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE WAITING FOR?!" Would they all run as fast as their baggy pants could carry them for some oranges and whole-grain cereal? Would they raise their fists in epic triumph as they walk out of the store as champions of the tomatosauce of justice, while high-five'ing eachother?

Well, probably not. I'll write some more when I feel like it. Cheerio!