I'm captain G-sparrow

…everybody just follow me, now.

School has started again, and… I'm not gonna lie. I'm sick of math already. Other than that, I'm doing okay. History & philosophy is the most interesting subject I have ever had, and sociology & social anthropology seems like it'll be a lot of fun, too. Enough about school.

Like Julian (I almost called you Jules, dude. Sorry about that.) said, I recently found out an old friend (who I no longer speak with) of mine's preggers. She seems to be ecstatic about it, so I'm happy for her, but I can't help but think how I'd react if I suddenly found out I was pregnant. Seriously, I would freak the fuck out. I mean, I don't think I want children ever. Bleh, kids. Legal abortion's a good thing, you guys.

I don't have anything else to say, really. I'm craving chocolate biscuits, and twitter is far too addicting. See ya!

Wait.. We're not alone here?

Obviously we have readers. It's a new thing for me. When I read some comments and recieved feedback from both real-life friends, and friends that I know over the great waves of the internet, I was shocked. Really, I didn't know we had more than 1 or 2 readers other than us bloggers. Suddenly we have more. And they want exactly that. More. I will now obey.

So.. *Thinks of something to write*

Yah! I heard from a friend that a girl we both knew from junior high (I mixed something up, and somehow figured she was in our class there. I was painfully wrong, but the error is now corrected for your viewing pleasure!) is preggers. 20 weeks into the thing, with a boyfriend that she's been with for like 6 months or something. What's up with teenage pregnancy in general, anyways? Sure, it's a touchy subject, but let's face it: IT'S NOT HOT OR COOL!! In fact, people are more compelled to feel sorry for you, or even be ashamed! Seriously!

Reason 1: Money. You'll have to leech money from parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins, neighbors, the mailman and the neighbors' pets just to get enough cash to effin' GET BY! Sure, I haven't done THAT much research, but from what I've heard and read, it costs a LOT to have a baby.

Reason 2: What about the friggin' baby? Ya' think it'll go "Yay! I'm glad my parents are under 20, who needs care anyway? I'll manage by myself and these silly grandparents who can't remember for squat!" It's so egoistic! Here this 17 year old chick goes "Oh, happy tiemz with mah baby and shiet! I can just slack off and do nothing, I'll never be unhappy again as long as I have a bebeh!" What BULLSHIT! That's why I'm for legal abortion! It pisses me off that someone can be so stupid!

Reason 3: It's stupid, egoistic and childish! Did I mention that already? Why, yes I did. But I have to mention it again. We don't live in the 1800's anymore. We don't need to be parents in an age of under 20 just to see our spawn grow up and live. We have healthcare! Why on earth can't you wait until you're done with your education? At least until you're old enough to VOTE! That's right, these people have babies before they are allowed to vote. It's pretty insane, yeah?

So, if you have enough cash, or at least your parents have, and you know that both of you will care and cherish the kid; Go ahead! Have a baby! Have several! But when you out of nowhere show up and say "I'm 20 weeks pregnant, and I've known the father for 26 of them <333",>

Soooo, I've let off some steam there. Sorry if the post is a bit edgy, feel free to leave a comment, either you're pissed or you agree. I'll be more funny and less serious next time!