Ink & Asians

What is it with Ink. and Asian people?
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My mind was actually screaming that when I made her a writer. I knew that somehow, this blog would be hijaked into an Asian Hotspot.

I really hope your gonna post something thats a bit more.. Interesting. 

Well.. Just had to vent out all the Asian people stripping in my head.
(Just.. Visit her blog and you'll understand).

I hate Asian people.

The current layout looks like a dying tree.

Just saying.

I got home ten minutes ago, only to find out that my parents weren't home. This, of course, means that I have to make my own dinner. Now, if you've known me for more than three months, you might have heard the story about how I burnt spaghetti once. Well guess what, I'm cooking spaghetti. I can't fuck it up more, so I figured it was a safe choice. I really need become a better cook.

Math today was interesting. Julian called me a dyke countless times, and I barely paid attention to our teacher. This sucks because 1) STFU Julian, I'm not that gay, and 2) I've got a math test coming up. Fmylife.

Since I got the fantabulous (his is totally a word, shush) idea to introduce you all to a band/artist in every entry, here's Miyavi.

Selfish Love, Itoshii Hito & Freedom Fighters.

You'll learn to love him *nods*.

The great, evil plans!

(I know that the spacing is fucked, sorry).

I'm telling you. Vista is the first step towards our own self-destruction. Seriously. It defies every single command I type. And it grows more and more intelligent. You see, microsoft are the new world threat. Few are aware of this, but within 200 years, microsoft will have total WORLD DOMINATION! And if you don't believe me, check the error box I got when I tried to move a file. It's all true. Technology seems to fail me these days. First iTunes and partially Winamp, then my Creative, and now Vista (has always failed, in case you didn't notice).

Man, what wouldn't I give to be in the stone age now! No technology except from some wooden scissors and sticks, AND: I wouldn't have to study math now...

Yes, I'd rather eat raw meat, wear nothing, say "Gnuughnnngn!", beat hairy elephants with wooden sticks and being trampled by the same creatures than having math now. As you've probably guessed, I don't like math.

Well, there is one advantage about math class. The teachers don't care what we do, AS LONG as we stay the fuck away from our laptops. Really. These math teachers hate computers. And they love their calculators. I have one of those. A Texas Industries-84 plus (which costed me around 140$. Yeah). It even has a backup battery, how rad ain't that!? Now I won't have to fear the math gangs in the city, the ones that walk around, targeting vulnerable people. They walk up to the poor people with their logic-powered chainsaws, and ask them the following question: "What's the square root of 492.68, mothafucka!?" I could just pull my TI-84+ out from my utility belt, and voilá!

Anyways, math was kinda odd. Ink told me that she had taken one of those "how gay are you" tests on the interwebz, with results ranging from 1 to 6, 1 being straight, 3 being bi and 6 being gay. She ended up with a 5!

Many of those tests ARE pretty lame though. I took one of those "What kind of music is the best for you?" tests, and I ended up with 56% pop and 44% classical. THAT'S what I call lame. Ink, I tell you. It's better to be an almost-lesbian on the internet than a guy who apparently loves classical and pop!

Also, I was supposed to buy a new pair of pants today. Didn't happen.

And, uhuuuhm.. I have nothing else to write about, sorry guys! Cheerio!