Don't you love lyrics you don't understand?

You've probably heard a song once, and thought "Hey, I think I - No, I don't understand it..." Well, people who think that I'm talking about the meaning of a song; Meet Ink!

She listens to a lot of Asian music. And she knows less than 100 words in various Asian languages. That means that she ain't understanding jack shit of some of the songs. Like a song she showed me today, in math class. It was really fluffy and pink and cute and rainbowy (twinkly background-music when I describe this)! Yesterday she found out what the lyrics meant. Wanna guess?

Alright, one paragraph of guessing should do. The lyrics went "The secret place between your thighs!" Mmmm, ain't that fluffy and pink and cute and rainbowy? It reminds me of the time during a summer, long ago, that my little brother walked around singing Turbonegro's "I've got Erection" without knowing what it meant.

Also, one question to you readers out there: Do you exist? 'Cause it doesn't seem that way! Morten claimed we had around 50 or 60 (can't remember) readers on a daily basis. Now, I ask myself the question: What's the chance that all of the 50-60 readers there are lurkers? ALL of them? It's not likely at all. So I'm gonna say that it was a wizard who did it. Prove me wrong by commenting!

This is a serious and active blog.

We're a serious and active blog. We only got long and serious posts.

Old times and new tests...

*Deep shouting voice* I am NOT PREPARED! For the english exam that is. It's not really an exam, more of a test of sorts, but the tasks are all taken from an exam. So yeah, I'll call it a bloody exam.

Gah! It's so dull and boring! I was kicking ass with my guitar (mildly exagurated) when my dad ordered me to read for the exam. I mean, I wanna get a good grade and all, but I don't want to friggin' DIE from boredom! I'm supposed to find examples from news, litterature and/or films about one or more of the following areas:

*International events

*Social issues

*Working-life issues and the presentation of workers

So that's all jolly good.

Math today was interesting. Ink got several text-messages from a friend (at least I THINK they're friends) who was watching a Thai vampire movie. She mentioned something about being in the "biting-mood". Ink has such normal friends.

We also discussed the old class for a while. WE WANT A REUNION, DAMMIT! 

Also, I kept my promise. About one year ago, after a class-party (is that really what it's called?) I made a promise to a friend which I really didn't know THAT well tbh, that I'd stay in touch. I don't think that I talked to her (in real life, or via an IM) until today. Sure, it was like twenty words or so, 'cause she had to go walk the dog (that's what she said anyways), but I kept it! I kept the promise, even if I didn't stay in touch for seven months. Oh wait, that means I broke the promise.

Hmm... I was so satisfied with myself for keeping that promise. Now I'll probably go into a self-destructive state of emotional madness, ending with me becoming completely mad.

Or not.

Also, I spilled iced coffee on myself today. It was a rather unpleasant experience. Now I have a brown-ish stain on my pants. It looks splendidelyicous!

I think I should start reading for that english soon.

And here's a video of a singing korean guy. His karaoke-skills are epic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7oGx2dImE8

Random post is random!

Soooo, here I am. Again. And I don't have anything useful to say. AGAIN.

Right now I'm sitting in the guest-bed in the guest-bedroom. I'm chatting with a few people on the VEEERY reliable MSN. Andreas reminds me that I've been lazy with the blogging. Can't say I haven't. However: Currently I feel the primal urge to blog, but I can't think of anything remotely cool to type. As usual.

And I've got this Kamelot song stuck in my head as well. One of their balads, "Don't you cry". It's kinda annoying, yet a bit relaxing.

Yeah.

So, I've been doing some thinking. A lot of thinking. Thinking about many different things. About the state of the world we live in. About life and death. Hate and love. Salt and sweet. About how many Chuck Norris-jokes there are. And about finally writing a goddamn blogpost with real content.

That last part is NOT going to happen.

Anyways, my easter has been pretty chilly (not temperature-wise), alot of yummie-food and good moments with people. My cousin told me about a swedish band called Backyard Babies. I spent two minutes trying to figure out the intro riff for their song "Minus Celcius" (which kicks ass). I gave up and tried to play "Sweet Child of mine" by Guns. That made me realize that I suck at playing the guitar.

*thinking of something to write*

Oh, yeah! Me, my brother and Tormod played Monopoly today! It was completely lame, Tormod kept going to the same street over and over, which led to him paying his 50 000 kr to my brother. Other than that, it was the most boring experience I've had in a long time. Seriously, the one who invented Monopoly must have been out of his/her mind.

"Hey, let's take capitalism which causes one side to become extremely rich, and one side to become extremely poor, put in on a piece cardboard, involve dices which people hate anyway, and include several players so that the game can evolve into a seven-way war between them wannabe capitalists! I'll be rich in a second" 

Damn capitalists...

I'm falling asleep now! I'm getting spammed by Andreas' "Conversation-starters" via his Meebo thingy or whatever. I even have a slight headache. And I'm pretty hungry.

I'm gonna go to bed and listen to Kamelot now (dunno why, really). Cya all laetrz!

(note: this post was made during the night. The poster may not have been aware of how lame his statements are/were or how random they may be/are/were)