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Ethical Questions: What would you answer?

Ok. These questions are related too REAL humans who actually existed/exists!
Read them carefully, think hard and good on your answer, and give it a shot!

Question one:

If you knew a pregnant woman from the prior of the eight kids of which three are deaf, two blind and one is mentally retarded, and she also has syphilis, would you recommended an abortion?




Question Two:

It is time to select the world leader, and your vote is crucial.
Here are facts about the three leading candidates.

CANDIDATE A:

Associated with corrupt politicians. In addition, he chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 Martinies a day.

CANDIDATE B:

Kicked out of government twice, likes too sleep to, used opium in university and drink a quarter bottle of whiskey every evening.

CANDIDATE C:

He is a decorated war hero. He doesn't eat meat, do not smoke, takes a beer now and then, and have not had sex outside marriage.

Its VERY important that you find out which candidate you would pick BEFORE looking at the solution of who they are. VERY! IMPORTANT!

Solution further down.











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Take a guess..








Here's the solution for question ONE:

If you answered yes on the abortion, you may have just killed Beethoven! 

Here's the description of the candidates:

Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolf Hitler.

You feel bad now, don't you?

Football & Me.

Football. Always in the news. Always on TV.
If you have a television, you can watch football.
Sometimes it feels like the whole freaking world is based on football.
Is 'Manchester United' their religion, and 'Ole Gunnar Solskjær' their god?
I'm actually impressed that Fox managed to put in the president election before football.
Good work guys! Good work! (The pain will go away after some days, don't worry)

For most football supporters, the general reaction when their team scores is "YEEEES!!! IN YOUR FACE MOTHER FUCKERS! AAAH!!".
Then we have the reaction when their teams lose or a player gets a red card. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" *Beer Bottle + TV*

Do they even know how stupid they look? Running around, colored like the rainbow, chasing after a ball, trying to shoot it in the opposite teams nett. People trying to catch a pig looks somewhat like the same. And the supporters like little birds waiting for their mommy to feed them. 



I mean.. Whats the point? And how bored do you have to actually be to come up with something like this?

"Ok, guys. I've come up with this extremly fun game. Take those six stick and the fishnet over there. Now take the sticks and form a square and attach the fishnet to it. Then take this bag and fill it with air. Good. Now.. RUN AFTER THE BAG! Ok! Now KICK the bag! Kick it again! AGAIN! Shoot it into the fishnet! Into the fishnet, John! INTO THE..!"

Small Summary:

Running after a ball. - Ok..
22 guys running after a ball. - Right, ok. I can roll with that. Its group-exercise
22 guys running after a ball while millions are watching. - Wh...
22 guys running after a ball while millions are watching and people are betting all their money on 22 guys running after a ball while millions are watching. - ..........

So.. What I actually think is:
Football is a good way to waste time and money.
I'm sure its other sports worse than football, but its football that "gets me".

Take care!

I'm captain G-sparrow

…everybody just follow me, now.

School has started again, and… I'm not gonna lie. I'm sick of math already. Other than that, I'm doing okay. History & philosophy is the most interesting subject I have ever had, and sociology & social anthropology seems like it'll be a lot of fun, too. Enough about school.

Like Julian (I almost called you Jules, dude. Sorry about that.) said, I recently found out an old friend (who I no longer speak with) of mine's preggers. She seems to be ecstatic about it, so I'm happy for her, but I can't help but think how I'd react if I suddenly found out I was pregnant. Seriously, I would freak the fuck out. I mean, I don't think I want children ever. Bleh, kids. Legal abortion's a good thing, you guys.

I don't have anything else to say, really. I'm craving chocolate biscuits, and twitter is far too addicting. See ya!

Wait.. We're not alone here?

Obviously we have readers. It's a new thing for me. When I read some comments and recieved feedback from both real-life friends, and friends that I know over the great waves of the internet, I was shocked. Really, I didn't know we had more than 1 or 2 readers other than us bloggers. Suddenly we have more. And they want exactly that. More. I will now obey.

So.. *Thinks of something to write*

Yah! I heard from a friend that a girl we both knew from junior high (I mixed something up, and somehow figured she was in our class there. I was painfully wrong, but the error is now corrected for your viewing pleasure!) is preggers. 20 weeks into the thing, with a boyfriend that she's been with for like 6 months or something. What's up with teenage pregnancy in general, anyways? Sure, it's a touchy subject, but let's face it: IT'S NOT HOT OR COOL!! In fact, people are more compelled to feel sorry for you, or even be ashamed! Seriously!

Reason 1: Money. You'll have to leech money from parents, grandparents, uncles, aunts, cousins, neighbors, the mailman and the neighbors' pets just to get enough cash to effin' GET BY! Sure, I haven't done THAT much research, but from what I've heard and read, it costs a LOT to have a baby.

Reason 2: What about the friggin' baby? Ya' think it'll go "Yay! I'm glad my parents are under 20, who needs care anyway? I'll manage by myself and these silly grandparents who can't remember for squat!" It's so egoistic! Here this 17 year old chick goes "Oh, happy tiemz with mah baby and shiet! I can just slack off and do nothing, I'll never be unhappy again as long as I have a bebeh!" What BULLSHIT! That's why I'm for legal abortion! It pisses me off that someone can be so stupid!

Reason 3: It's stupid, egoistic and childish! Did I mention that already? Why, yes I did. But I have to mention it again. We don't live in the 1800's anymore. We don't need to be parents in an age of under 20 just to see our spawn grow up and live. We have healthcare! Why on earth can't you wait until you're done with your education? At least until you're old enough to VOTE! That's right, these people have babies before they are allowed to vote. It's pretty insane, yeah?

So, if you have enough cash, or at least your parents have, and you know that both of you will care and cherish the kid; Go ahead! Have a baby! Have several! But when you out of nowhere show up and say "I'm 20 weeks pregnant, and I've known the father for 26 of them <333",>

Soooo, I've let off some steam there. Sorry if the post is a bit edgy, feel free to leave a comment, either you're pissed or you agree. I'll be more funny and less serious next time!

New post Now with content!

(This post had no content before - now it haz! WOOOP!)

Heya peeps! Long time no see, I guess.

I've cut my hair. And it looks a bit strange in my honest opinion, when it's curled. I've straightened it though, just to see how it looks like, and it's about 2 cm shorter on the left side than the right. Bummer! And I didn't even get to choose how much I wanted to chop of either.

The hairdresser (who actually spoke english, 'cause she was from Somewhere-land) just said "THIZ iz too long!", and before I could say "Well, yeah, but I kinda like it long" (NO, don't go there, Ink!), she chopped off around half of the length. And before I could say "...Okay, at least I want it kinda long in the front!" she chopped off that as well. "You zay somethink?" And I just shut my mouth and said that it was nothing at all. She was a bit strange.

Anyways, I'm back at Skeisvang (AKA Spacewang), and my subjects kick ass! IT (no, not it, but eye-tee) is awesome. We're learning how to make flash animations and short movies, which I'm gonna make billions from. Yes, I can decide if I make billions or not (IN MY MIND)! Then there's sociology and socialantropology. It seems a bit heavy when you look at the name of the subject, but from what we've bene told by the teachers, it's another slack-subject! And finally we have international english (just english from now on). Now, english used to be my favourite subject, but IT wins here. The reason is that english is just too - how should I say this - school-esque. We've only had one class of english, but from the looks of it, it's one of those "Sit down. Shut up. Read. When you're done reading, do some tasks. If you're done with the tasks, you'll be rewarded with a hot date with Wigard and some lube."

Overall, it seems more fun than last year. The only issue is the gap between the subjects on thursdays. Almost 3 hours of sparetime. It seems like a fun break, but 3 hours might become a bit too much. And there's nowhere to sit comfortably at the school. Sure, I can sit in the lobby or whatever ya' call it, but it's kinda, I don't know - non-private, if you know what I'm saying. And it seems a bit wierd if you sit there for almost 3 hours.