Football & Me.

Football. Always in the news. Always on TV.
If you have a television, you can watch football.
Sometimes it feels like the whole freaking world is based on football.
Is 'Manchester United' their religion, and 'Ole Gunnar Solskjær' their god?
I'm actually impressed that Fox managed to put in the president election before football.
Good work guys! Good work! (The pain will go away after some days, don't worry)

For most football supporters, the general reaction when their team scores is "YEEEES!!! IN YOUR FACE MOTHER FUCKERS! AAAH!!".
Then we have the reaction when their teams lose or a player gets a red card. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" *Beer Bottle + TV*

Do they even know how stupid they look? Running around, colored like the rainbow, chasing after a ball, trying to shoot it in the opposite teams nett. People trying to catch a pig looks somewhat like the same. And the supporters like little birds waiting for their mommy to feed them. 



I mean.. Whats the point? And how bored do you have to actually be to come up with something like this?

"Ok, guys. I've come up with this extremly fun game. Take those six stick and the fishnet over there. Now take the sticks and form a square and attach the fishnet to it. Then take this bag and fill it with air. Good. Now.. RUN AFTER THE BAG! Ok! Now KICK the bag! Kick it again! AGAIN! Shoot it into the fishnet! Into the fishnet, John! INTO THE..!"

Small Summary:

Running after a ball. - Ok..
22 guys running after a ball. - Right, ok. I can roll with that. Its group-exercise
22 guys running after a ball while millions are watching. - Wh...
22 guys running after a ball while millions are watching and people are betting all their money on 22 guys running after a ball while millions are watching. - ..........

So.. What I actually think is:
Football is a good way to waste time and money.
I'm sure its other sports worse than football, but its football that "gets me".

Take care!