So, here we go. Again. Yes, yes, I know I've said it before, "I'll try to bring this blog back on its feet!" This time I mean it. Sort of. Okay, I honestly have no idea what I'm doing here, so I'll just tell you a bit about what has happened lately. Today during gym-class, I got stopped by some dude in a bmw z3. He ran towards me and said something along the lines of "OMG DUDE U LOOK JUST LIEK A GUY I NO, I NEDZ A PICTUAR!". Yeah. Shocked as I was, I couldn't get myself to say anything else than "Sure, man". I have no idea what the heck he was going to use that picture for, but he was laughing in this mocking, creepy way while getting back in the car. That's always a good sign, right?
Also, during norwegian-class this day, Andreas, among a lot of people including myself, read his adventure-essay to the class. Containing words such as "hoffsjokoladekakebakermedarbeiderassistentvikar" (meaning something along the lines of royal chocolate cake baker co-worker assistant vicar, I think), which in my head was quite funny. The story went that the protagonist (the hoffsjokoladekakebakermedarbeiderassistentvikar) lost a container of dark matter, and had to find it again.
Going a bit further back, I was at gamestop (a game shop) for my brother, and I saw a rather unusual game - Forklift Truck Simulator 2009. Yes, forklift truck. Simulator. Ever wondered how it's like to drive a forklift truck? Then this is your answer! And here's the funny part: They say it's pretty good. They even use it to educate forklift truck-drivers! Now, that's pretty decent if you ask me! I wonder if they have a Cleaning School Facilities Simulator 2009? I'd love to try that! Or maybe Lawn-Mower Simulator 2009? Construction Worker Simulator 2009? Window Dresser Simulator 2009?
This is probably too stupid to be funny, but hey! At least it's a post, right?

2 comments:
[grammarnazi]
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicar
I think you're looking for "substitute" :)
[/grammarnazi]
I blame google ):
I did however think it had a kind of strange ring to it!
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